I’am feeling so “Hospitalastic” this month. I know I know its not a word that u can find in the world most fucking big dictionary even. Check my reason for me being so hospitalastic.

1. I was in “Apollo” with spine problem for 8 days in a row

2. After I got discharged one of my fellow worker got the flu so went to see him to “Sulaimans”

3.While on a party last Saturday night a friend of mine got a chest pain and admitted to ICU at “Delmon hospital” and he discharged only today so had few visits there.

4.Then again I went to “Apollo” for a check up on the spine progress on last Monday.

5.Last night I had to go to “Durdons hospital” with my girl since she was not feeling wel but luckily it was not much.

6.Today another friend of mine is admitted to “Navaloka hospital’ with fever so it’s a potential visit very soon.

At the moment I’am thinking how the hell I was managing this month will all these hospital visits. I don’t know guys I’am feeling so “Hospitalastic”!!!

Ela errors

Is sex a weapon??

We all like sex. It’s not what’s my problem is! First of all let me say why this came in to my mind. BASIC INSTINCT 2. Yeesss that the name of a movie and why am I so troubled over that. It’s the story of a slutty novelist seducing a psychiatrist and using him to get a mental satisfaction by making a twist out of his life and putting him in the mental hospital at the end. Yes that’s the whole movie in one line which takes 2 hours to watch as you may wish to. I watched it and I must say many does so because they heard that it has lots of sex in it. But believe me it’s very slow phase and the sex scenes in it is just a mere 0.000000001% comparing to the porno I have watched. So I alarm you not to just pick it up and watch it if that’s what you’re expecting.

History proves that woman can be seductive and ruled men at many occasions. Cleopatra is one example. How ever how many modern Cleopatras are we encountering day by day? As guys we may think that we have done enough fucking and enough flirting with woman and got what was some say is unreachable and untouchable. Personally I have being there. Maybe it’s a challenge to pick some woman and make her pose in front of you with legs spread. But we never know if its her or we spread things in front of her any way. There were times where I have spent for woman and given them what they wanted and at the end of the got some thing in return. It can be sex or conversation or some other help or what ever but my intension was not just to get laid. If it’s a woman who is worth only for that it’s another story. But come to think of it really now after few years of those kind of relationships some have really juiced me out. They have shrunken me to the bone and guess what? They were sluts like one in . BASIC INSTINCT 2. No don’t worry, I’am not in the mental hospital or neither have killed any one for a woman but some people must have ha.

My point is simply this. Some Woman seduces us and get what they want and let us think that we got what we want but….. we have not gained any thing after all.

"Apollo" chapter- Days of pain.

Just as planned and expected I visited Kanneliya rain forest on 8th September. The place is just amazing and was able to boost my interest big time in every way. The forest was amazing the waterfalls were elegant and top of that the lodging place was cozy and well maintained. To my bad luck the whole area got soaked few times a day with heavy rains which I must say that is bigger than cats and dogs. Due to that I had to leave my beloved camera equipments at the lodge and do the trekking with hopes of coming back again on some other day. We chose a 12km trek which covered 2 main waterfalls and some other interesting trees and places.

The fun turned in to pain the night before the day which I was scheduled return. The spine injury which I had mildly for few years has given me so much trouble that night and I landed in “Apollo” hospital the very next day straight from the jungle. I had to be there for 8 days before I recovered enough to walk and go home after days of bed rest and hours of physiotherapy. Doctors identified it as lumber disk prolapsed or commonly known as slip disk. So I’am being very careful at the moment. No gym, no long hours traveling, no trekking for some time. I perfectly know that the start of this problem was a workout injury which happened 3 years back while I was doing heavy weight training. “SO MY ONE AND ONLY WARNING FOR YOU GUYS WHO LIFT WEIGHTS IS - WEAR THE SAFETY BELT “.I was stupid enough to neglect it and here I’am today. I was lucky enough to restart my system and will recover completely in due course but for some it may not. So keep that in mind.

Oh by the way here is how the thing illustrated by some one I don’t know who.

2005 Best head lines

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers[ That'll stop 'em. ]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]Miners Refuse to Work after Death[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges ![You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds DeadThe Man the Legend

Miami Vice

Another Sunday passed by. Some time spent and office and major time spent on movies. Watched 2 movies which were completely different to one another. First its was “Miami Vice”, which is strong in violence and action/thriller now showing at Savoy cinema. The second was “Golamaal” an Indian comedy filled with eye cracking colorful songs and unrealistic comedy scenes on DVD. Its quite strange coz I happened to like them both and that happens rarely on a same day. Miami Vice was indeed up to my expectations and from the day I watched teaser trailer of that few months ago I was counting my fingers to see it. Sad to say the copy which is showing at the theater was a bit grainy and color washed like. I don’t know if it was an error occurred for that particular show time but I noticed it pretty much. How ever since the movies was thumping that was not much noticed after a while.

Today seems to be a busy day. I have few interviews to attend and that would be my last recruit for this year.

Striking history

There is a photography exhibition on the Tsunami tragedy at the new island-Baray lake. Today on a short notice I happened to drop by with one of my friends. Since photography is my personnel interest and tsunami is some thing worth remembering the photographs exhibited struck deep in to my mind. It was the first time I came upon such touching collection of photographs taken on the Tsunami incident which was not revealed before.

I was in Kalmunai on the dawn of 2005 new year day participating on a Tsunami relief campaign organized by the company and its was a quite salient experience for me. I have only spent 24 hours on that locations doing the relief work and handing out food and other necessary items to the needy. At the end of the day I felt like the world has become a completely different place and life has become inexpensive and fragile in every view point. And I can’t even imagine how the people who faced the tragedy overcame and rebuild their lives. While viewing the exhibition I felt like I was dragged back to that feeling and the world had started to spin the opposite direction.

Udurawana

Just enjoy!!


Iterviewer: what is your birth date?
> Udurawana : 13th October
> Which year?
> Udurawana : EVERY YEAR
> =======================================
>
> Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
> Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
> Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
>
> =======================================
>
> After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his
> wife,
>
> Do I look like a foreigner?
> Wife: No! Why?
> Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
>
> =======================================
> One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man born in this
> village???"
> Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!!
> =======================================
>
> In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha
> Jayanthi"
> So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great
> Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
>
> =======================================
> Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one
> leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second
> leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and
> did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
> But cockroach didn't walk.
> Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's
> four legs, it becomes deaf.
> =======================================
>
> On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
> Why???
> A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did
> it..
>
> =======================================
>
> When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the
> driver adjusted mirror.
> Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
> drive.
>
> =======================================
> Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
> will you escape?
> Udurawana : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!