Udurawana

Just enjoy!!


Iterviewer: what is your birth date?
> Udurawana : 13th October
> Which year?
> Udurawana : EVERY YEAR
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> Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
> Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
> Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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> After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his
> wife,
>
> Do I look like a foreigner?
> Wife: No! Why?
> Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
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> One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man born in this
> village???"
> Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!!
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>
> In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha
> Jayanthi"
> So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great
> Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
>
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> Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one
> leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second
> leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and
> did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
> But cockroach didn't walk.
> Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's
> four legs, it becomes deaf.
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>
> On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
> Why???
> A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did
> it..
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>
> When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the
> driver adjusted mirror.
> Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
> drive.
>
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> Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
> will you escape?
> Udurawana : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!